29726: Du Tuyau: (Forward for a friend) Re; M. Pierre; re: Urban; Re: Suburban; Re; Durban tra-la-la (fwd)

[Bob Corbett <corbetre@webster.edu>]

From: viandemoulue@aol.com

Dear all nice people...

Happy New Year next month. Okay. This is email a friend of me sent to me. He 
asked for me to forward for him; he afraid his "Anonymous" can't work good. 
Last time he did "anonymous" he failed; Mister Corbett put one of his many 
names. So I took the liberty of editing it for him, in better English, Du Tuyau 
style. Please read below. I have nothing to do with this writing. Just passing 
it along after editing for him, in DT writing:


********""""M. Pierre, or Caonabo,

Hey, Bós Papa or Manmzèl, you speak lots of talking for nothing I know. I 
respect Mr. Durban most of the times' opinion. I know he is in Ayiti but I am 
not sure if he knows this joke. This is the fact-based joke:

Haitians so much believe in their own lies that they'll make you believe in it 
too. Good-looking people with nice little money living in beautiful houses now 
want Mister Durban believe that they care. They so believe in their lie that 
Mr. Durban is about to, like we say in little kreyol, pran panzou.

The basic truth/point, to me at least, is that Haiti has got no bourgeoise. 
Haiti has racketeers, who are also compradores: they buy cheap abroad (comprar) 
and sell expensive at home. They no like competition.

They never create. Heck, for them to creation, they need little imagination, 
respect of cultual artifacts, so they can use those artifacts eventually for 
purpose commercially correct. So yes, they only compradore: buy sell, make 
profit.

They now even have more problems. Firstly, Madam Sara go to Panama or the DR, 
buy products and compete with them on the local market. They don't like that. 
Even other big problem too. Now that many Diaspo are sending pèpè, kennedy, 
used clothes to Haiti for sale to the poorer poor, even their margin of profit 
has been reduced there too.

So the new lucrative biznis, for the lumpen in Site Soley and the rich in other 
places, may be kidnapping.

If you don't believe me, why there is always surge in kidnapping for election 
time, or vacation times (February for Carnaval; early July for summer; early 
december for Papa Noel Christmas time)? Why? Because they want to keep Diaspora 
out. No competition in biznis. Remembrance?

Meanwhile, when many of them talking to nice blan like Durban who like Haiti, 
they tell him the right thing: we love Haiti, we love democracy; they want 
democracy and development and hate kidnapping. Meanwhile, they are kidnapping 
even our thoughts by making us belief that they care for the country. Don't be 
fooled Mr. Durban or anyone else.

P.S. I am no komilis / communist. I just know how the biggest voleurs in Haiti 
like to call "bare vólè". """"****

Signed,
Anonymous
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Okay. This was the end of my friend message, edited for him in good english. 
Let me tell you again, as Du Tuyau,

Happy New Year next month, and good Papa Noel Christmas too.
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